
A discarded can of our College’s favorite drink. Photo by Quinn Anya. http://www.flickr.com/photos/53326337@N00/3262302956
If ever there were a case for pun making, the events of last week made it pretty convincingly. It was a Frat-zaster. The affront, the outrage, the carefully meted dialogue, mediation and reconciliation (whew, Winter Carnival, unhindered and affirmed)—there was a hint of twisted wonder in it, laying-bare of our values. If only the infamous Giaccone had been a sterner villain! A small spectacle would have become frenzied mobilization, an us-versus-them crusade of the first order.
Maybe that was the odd crux of it all, though. The fire burned out before it really got started, our forces too strong and our enemy a paper tiger. Pick any terrible array of metaphors you like, save, maybe, ones involving Phi Delt. They all fit.
Vagaries aside, last week was understandably and necessarily absurd, as though the story now needs retelling. First, Hanover Police chose an inexplicably irrational new policy towards drinking, introducing it at an inexplicably irrational time.
Second, students responded with indignant force to what seemed a strike at the heart of Dartmouth’s social world. And third, said students won, beating back discussion so quickly that it was reduced, by a Feb. 11th article in the D, to mealy-mouthed abstractions about future “transformation” and “harm reduction.”
Convincing, right? It may have been a hard battle, but hard, we can guess, in deed only. Barring some game-changing detail, the war for the frats was won well before the issue had even settled into campus consciousness. There was no “other side” to it, just a hapless police chief drowning in the horrified criticism of students, administrators, and alumni alike. Had this not happened, would Winter Carnival have been any more dangerous? The worst Pollyanna would struggle to say yes.
Whatever drove the Hanover police’s decision to craft such a strange new policy, we can guess, will yet be a fascinating story. Provided the tale isn’t ultimately monotonous, bureaucratic boilerplate (by now, we’ve heard the rumors about a threatened HPo looking to reassert itself in the face of budget cuts), there’s riveting detail yet to be uncovered here. Someone, somewhee—for some reason—must have thought that a decision to cripple the frats, one week pre-Winter Carnival, would be politically sustainable and therefore worthwhile. Whatever change in thought this marks, provided it wasn’t undertaken by a hopeless fool (which is unlikely, given Giaccone’s long tenure and President Kim’s institutional shrewdness), it will likely speak to some paradigm shift in institutional thinking that has yet to come to light.
But that’s a story for another, hopefully brighter, day. Instead, what stood out about last week’s outrage were two things, each reinforcing the other. The first: that HPo’s new policy, upon retreat, seemed to leave no meaningful imprint on campus alcohol policy, minus obligatory, conciliatory pleasantries. The second: that this change was deferred not only by the immediate strength of fraternities and sororities, but also by the unquestioned, leveling sway of their institutional logic. There is, in a crisis-unified Dartmouth imagination, no alternative to our social system as it now exists. More than anything else about this place or this school, it constitutes our identity, an identity that subjects itself neither to internal criticism nor serious debate when threatened.
This is the delicate point, it seems, that every implicit or explicit challenge to our frat system reaches, and where every attempt at genuine change falters. Assuming that the system needs to be changed (a big assumption, sure, but one deeply felt by many people), criticizing it alienates all too many students whose relationship to our campus mean very little outside of house affiliation. Sure, this monolith of Dartmouth life frustrates the unaffiliated, perhaps rightfully so, but that fact has so far proven counterproductive as a call to change on its own terms. Systemic overhaul will depend on consensus, a consensus that can’t be built when a majority as passionate as ours feels threatened. The implementation of any alternative to the fraternity system, whether that means its overhaul or its phasing into irrelevance, will depend on persuasion. Where that persuasion will come from, though, has yet to be seen.
So that’s the impasse we all reach when change, whether incremental (a la the Student Life Initiative) or severe (last week’s debacle), is hinted at. The Greek system’s acid logic persists, referring again and again to its inclusiveness, and its all-pervasiveness, as incorrigible and unquestionable defenses. Even whispers of reform threaten too many people—too many, too intimately involved. And this is what will doom our Greek system in the long term. As Matt Ritger pointed out so sagely earlier this year, our frats have long had a death sentence stamped squarely on their foreheads.
Sooner or later, they’re going to kill someone, or almost kill someone, or push the envelope just a bit too far just a few too many times. And when it happens, critics will ask, again, the questions that have been long been dismissed or cynically accommodated: Where are the alternatives? Where is the system’s progressive future? Why is the joyfully communal heart of this school, really, so inseparable from its drinking? The answers to these questions have long been just convincing enough, just evasive enough to maintain the status quo.
But where time continues to move forward, and while things on Webster Ave. remain the same, they won’t always be. Sure, Hanover Police made a stupid decision last week, but its defeat added one to what may yet be remembered, by what’s left of the Greeks, as a history of pyrrhic victories. Until then, hold on to your composites.



t’s a strange testament, maybe, to the progress made by advocates of LGBT rights in the last decade: as the movement’s mainstream pours its energies into an ongoing fight for same-sex marriage, longtime gay rights activist Nancy Polikoff has come to find herself in the unfamiliar position of arguing against something with which she has so long identified. As part of Dartmouth’s PRIDE week, Polikoff, an American University law professor, described her stance on the relationship between law, family structure, and the creeping obsolescence of marriage.
ometimes what we say and what we do are mutually exclusive. In many ways, this adage is appropriate for last Thursday’s performance at the Hop commemorating Blue Note Records’ 70th anniversary. In fewer words: there was something about this ostensibly celebratory show that seemed, in a way, elegiac.
riday, March 4th, a small, subdued crowd showed up to listen to a talk by Amiri Baraka—yes him, the famous playwright, poet and activist. Throughout the event, one couldn’t help but wonder: where was the excitement, the overflow seating, the raw sense of eagerness to accompany the man’s appearance? Jane Goodall may have been a humanitarian and a lover of apes, but Baraka is something else: a witness to, a flag bearer of, an equally controversial, eccentric, and brilliant participant in the Civil Rights Movement. The playwright’s (literally) subterranean speech, given deep in Rocky 3, was the sort of living metaphor that strikes a person square in the face.
e’re all familiar with the long, storied, and infinitely bizarre history of propaganda, but this may come as a surprise to even the most jaded: over the past year, the U.S. Border Patrol has commissioned and distributed music as part of a campaign to prevent illegal immigration. Come again?
here’s something flat out wonderful about it, really—that our school, an outpost in rural New Hampshire, has managed to do what it’s done in the past year and a half. Since the fall of 2007, we’ve seen performances by Brad Mehldau, Jason Moran, and Chick Corea—three of the most influential jazz pianists of our time. Who would have thought? And now, we can add to that list (perhaps most remarkably) Vijay Iyer. I can’t help but think that the person who oversees the Hop’s programming is going straight to heaven.
n artist’s public presence is often disappointing. To the extent that we expect him to make apparent some breadth of understanding or mastery of craft, frustration often ensues. Is he shy? Can he appreciate his own creativity? Does he lack the analytical tools to describe it in full? However we answer these questions, Phillip Glass’ January 15th appearance at the Hopkins Center was no exception to the rule and was a diminutive compliment to the minimalist composer’s formidable stature in the world of modern music.

