s you add words such as “boot,” “pong” and “crunchy” into your daily lexicon you might also hear students refer to the “seven spots.” The seven spots have been highly debated, fought over, and only a brave few have successfully conquered all seven. Each spot is a unique location to add to your various sexcapades while on campus, if you choose.

The President’s Lawn: The President’s lawn is located on Webster Ave, just past most of the fraternities and sororities on the south side of the street. The lawn is hidden from view of the street by a wall and bushes, but the lawn itself is routinely patrolled by your neighborhood S&S. Avoid the lawn on big nights as S&S is bound to be very diligent in maintaining the sanctity of the President’s living space.

The Baker Stacks: A remarkably easy accomplishment, especially during interim, the end of finals, and the beginning of terms. The East Asian study room is a favorite—off the beaten path, quiet, and full of secluded corners. The basements are also secluded—but be careful, noise carries!

The Bema: While relatively unused these days, the Bema was once the location of graduation and other such longstanding traditions. It seems today as though the Bema is used for little more than sex and tapping by senior societies. Needless to say, you might try to tackle the Bema before the frost hits in—or else you might freeze some very important parts!

The Golf Course: While more used than the Bema, generally the same rules apply—try to get to the Golf Course before it becomes a tundra useful only for sledding.

The 50 Yard Line: The 50 Yard line is not well shaded, not well protected, but not really well patrolled. Be quick just to make sure that the football team doesn’t stumble upon some live entertainment.

The Green: Some argue that the Green is the most difficult of the spots to accomplish. It is decently lit, always patrolled, and there is close to no shade or protection from onlookers. However, if you wait until winter depending on the snow sculpture, you might be able to enjoy the comforts of Captain Hook’s bed or Calvin’s sled.

Dartmouth Hall Lawn: We believe that Dartmouth Hall Lawn is much harder than all the other locales—during the day it is heavily used by classes, some of which start at 7 am!, at night many clubs have meetings there, and late at night the entire building is illuminated by a spotlight. Dartmouth Hall Lawn is definitely only for the brave and daring.